It’s an age old complaint no matter where you live, “There’s nothing to do here.” What most of us mean to say is, “I’m too lazy to do anything here.”
I’ve heard this said (okay, I’ve said it) my whole life. When I lived in New York (imagine saying there’s nothing to do in NYC) I did not partake in the theatre as much as I should have, only went to the Met when there was a specific exhibit to see and spent most of my time within walking distance of my own neighborhood at 34th & 3rd.
It got worse when I moved to LA and as any Angelino who’s had to listen to some ex-New Yorker whine that there’s nothing to do in LA, that there’s no good bagels, or pizza, or you can’t get Chinese food at 2am, the proper response from now on should simply be, “Shut up.”
For as I’ve learned in the last eighteen years out here, there is in fact stuff to do everywhere and no matter what you are looking for, there it is. So after being told about it for months, I finally visited Malibu Family Wines for one of their last summer winery gatherings for 2008.
Yes, this is what it looked like five minutes after we arrived. People with picnic blankets, people on big comfy wooden chairs, people with spreads from Whole Foods, and Gelsons and Bristol Farms, and Trader Joes, people with instruments (the live music) kids on tire swings, everyone with wine glasses in their hands.
Heaven.
Okay so they established an ideal setting, gave me a shady, cool place to sit down, introduced my kids to some other kids who they could run around with leaving Linda and I alone to relax. But how were the wines? For nothing would ruin this idyllic landscape more than a few sips of some mediocre juice.
I had heard of Malibu Wines before and was admittedly skeptical. Not for any other reason than the cynical belief that if I owned grape bearing land in Malibu, slapping such a world famous cities name on it would be all that was necessary to bring the hordes in. Somehow I don’t think putting “Newark” in front of “Wines” on a label would have nearly the pleasant impact of that glittering jewel off PCH.
I looked at the wine list with nothing but the desire to find a varietal I could leisurely sip for an hour or two and I quickly landed on their 2002 Semler Syrah. At $24.00 it was reasonably priced and I bought it, along with their Saddlerock Rose, a steal at $14.00 for Linda. Part of their summer programs is that you can’t bring in outside wine but are encouraged to purchase theirs, where they’ll pop the cork for you and if you do not have glasses, give you as many as you need just by leaving your driver’s license. Easy.
I poured the first glass with minimal expectation, mostly (and this is the key here) because they already had me at hello. The environment they’ve created just off Mullholland Highway is one where you’d never guess you were six miles from the 101 freeway. You felt as though you were just off the 29.
As luck would have it (or really, raising a glass to their winemaker), the wines were wonderful, exactly what was needed to complete the perfect early Saturday evening in the city I now call home, a city we all seem to love to hate.
But the good life is out here, I promise, and I got through the next two hours without thinking about traffic, reality shows or the election (see: reality shows).
All you have to do is stop being lazy…

